Posted by DiyDave on March 17, 2011 at 17:23:39 from (151.196.181.82):
In Reply to: 1/2--OT posted by Jiles on March 17, 2011 at 09:10:02:
Them rocks are vicious drunk trappers. I dug a 700 lb piece of sandstone out of a field, and put it behind a clump of river grass, at the fork in out driveway. One summer morning, I kept hearing a car spinning tires, about 2 AM. I grabs the calico .22, with the 100 round magazine, laser site, and flashlight attached to the barrel (coon gun), and I walks down the driveway, and and what do I behold? A beat up Camero, high centered on the rock, and a drunken, mullet headed, shirtless wonder, who starts running at me from about 50 feet away! I flips on the laser, and off the safety, and shines the light of truth, right between his nipples, after catching his eye with that red laser light! I think I found the reverse switch, his legs start movin backwards, before his chest stops movin forward! Result? Lands more or less on his face, , wimpering, as his fat arsed girlfriend screams don't shoot! I couldn't, cause I was laughin inside, so hard! Long story short, it never made the papers, cause he was a politician's son, county council man, I think, but anyway that rock held that camero, till a rollback pulled it off!
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